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Ugh I have this one friend on facebook who keeps checking in at the emergency room. Stop it, noone cares about your drama drama

did my last exam today. now just have to turn in potoroo report and finished uni forever. huzzah. 

You requested, I answered. A mating pair of long-nosed potoroos with a joey at foot.
I’m pretty much the best ecologist ever.

You requested, I answered. A mating pair of long-nosed potoroos with a joey at foot.

I’m pretty much the best ecologist ever.

soft-as-a-panda replied to your photo: Water shrews (Neomys fodiens), our largest native…

I reckon a badger could savage you some if it was really angry. Like, REALLY angry. Maybe.

It would have to be pretty pissed. Like, you would deserve it, if a badger mauled you to death.

Water shrews (Neomys fodiens), our largest native shrew, have a venomous bite that packs a considerable punch, even to people.
…The shrews’ teeth cannot penetrate human skin, but venom in their saliva can leave a rash. 
(via BBC - Earth News - What is the UK’s most deadly animal?)
hahahahahahahaha. there is literally nothing in the UK that can kill you. You have to try, really hard, to die from an animal.

Water shrews (Neomys fodiens), our largest native shrew, have a venomous bite that packs a considerable punch, even to people.

…The shrews’ teeth cannot penetrate human skin, but venom in their saliva can leave a rash.

(via BBC - Earth News - What is the UK’s most deadly animal?)

hahahahahahahaha. there is literally nothing in the UK that can kill you. You have to try, really hard, to die from an animal.

elegantbuffalo:

Skagen is the northernmost point of Denmark, where the Baltic and North Seas meet. The two opposing tides in this place can not merge because they have different densities.

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti